I'm afraid of the kitchen
Aug. 22nd, 2004 01:15 pmI put a pot on the stove to boil water for hot chocolate. I remembered to turn the burner on. I just forgot to put water in it. Ooops #1
Then, I turned the oven on to heat up a frozen pizza. When my water boiled, I turned off the burner and made my hot chocolate. When the oven was ready, I took the towels off the rack on the door, so they wouldn't hit the floor when I opened it (smart, right?). Um yeah. Then I washed my hands and went to dry them. I grabbed the towel and started drying off my hands. Yee-ouch!
Um yeah, I put the towel on the hot burner. Fortunately, I got it before it caught fire. Unfortunately, in doing so, I burned the back of my hand. You'd think I'd see that as a sign, right? Stay out of the kitchen, Ginny. Yeah, no.
So I waited for my pizza to cook. The timer went off, but one side needed a little longer. Okay, I'll turn it. I should use oven mitts when I do that. I caught the knuckles of the last two fingers of my hand on the side of the 400 degree oven. {insert very bad word here}
So, the good news is that if these things come in threes, I've got it over with. Three stupid things, three burns on me. I'm having something cold for dinner tonight.
Then, I turned the oven on to heat up a frozen pizza. When my water boiled, I turned off the burner and made my hot chocolate. When the oven was ready, I took the towels off the rack on the door, so they wouldn't hit the floor when I opened it (smart, right?). Um yeah. Then I washed my hands and went to dry them. I grabbed the towel and started drying off my hands. Yee-ouch!
Um yeah, I put the towel on the hot burner. Fortunately, I got it before it caught fire. Unfortunately, in doing so, I burned the back of my hand. You'd think I'd see that as a sign, right? Stay out of the kitchen, Ginny. Yeah, no.
So I waited for my pizza to cook. The timer went off, but one side needed a little longer. Okay, I'll turn it. I should use oven mitts when I do that. I caught the knuckles of the last two fingers of my hand on the side of the 400 degree oven. {insert very bad word here}
So, the good news is that if these things come in threes, I've got it over with. Three stupid things, three burns on me. I'm having something cold for dinner tonight.
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Date: 2004-08-22 11:26 am (UTC)If you haven't heard about Chaos/Phil's kitchen disasters you must ask Gary for some stories... XD
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