I just can't help myself!
Aug. 9th, 2004 03:19 pmNabbed from
bunnyhero
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Hands off! Get your own!
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Hands off! Get your own!
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